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Wednesday, May 09 2018

If you can't reach me by telephone...

... it may be because my cell phone is dying and the replacement has yet to arrive. Of the many joys of modrun technology this ain't one.

There are other ways to contact me, and I've another phone number I can use should we need to talk. Sorry for the bother.

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Tuesday, May 08 2018

My EU General Data Protection Regulation Compliance Statement

I do not and will not comply with GDPR. If you are a citizen of an EU member country, our terms of association are, at the minimum and non-negotiably, as follows, wherein "you" refers to you as a natural person, any and all organizations and/or other legally recognized entities with which you are, have been, or in the future become affiliated, your agents, assigns, and successors in interest, and the heirs, agents, assigns, and successors in interest of any organizations and/or legally recognized entities with which you are, have been, or in the future become affiliated.

  1. You acknowledge that availing yourself of the means and/or the products of electronic communication with me and/or my associates is by your own volition and necessarily must cause information which might otherwise be subject to GDPR regulation to be conveyed to me/us.
  2. You shall not deliver or cause to be delivered to me any information subject to GDPR regulation.
  3. You waive forever any and all ostensible right to inspect any systems, data, or any other property under my control.

I acknowledge that a paradox is created by this agreement. There is nothing I can do about this: I have no other means by which to convey these terms to persons yet unknown to me.

On a personal note: I wholeheartedly agree that the privacy violations committed by governments and industry are egregious, and I am not in any way opposed to restoring and jealously defending privacy rights, including my own. I don't violate or support the violation of anyone's privacy and would feel great measures of shame and self-loathing if I did.

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Wednesday, November 22 2017

We're Back!

Of course you know that already because you're reading this. Our internet link went down again and rather than deal with it I elected to accelerate the move to the new office. Getting light in the pipe took a bit longer than expected and is in a stop-gap configuration for the time being; new fiber will be pulled soon.

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Thursday, October 26 2017

Out Of Office

I'll be out of the office and out of reach on Friday, October 27, 2017, and again on Tuesday, October 31, 2017.

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Tuesday, September 22 2015

Yes, My Internet Connection Is Flaky

If you're wondering why is having trouble receiving mail and delivering web pages: My connection is flaky right now and it's too late in the day to call the business-hours-only support line.

With luck we'll have fiber to the premises by late Spring...

UPDATE 2015/09/22: Tentatively Relieved
It appears that the bits and pieces between my office and the rest of the internet are all playing together nicely now.

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Tuesday, June 16 2015

I Read Your Email!

NL;PR. (Not Long; Please Read!)

Being a system administrator, I read your email. Of course I do. If you didn't want me to read it, you wouldn't send it to me. I want you to read the email that I send to you, too, but I don't set your priorities so whether or not you read the email I send is entirely up to you and I'm not going to worry about it.

Starting today, Monday June 15th, 2015, I will assume even if I have reason to believe otherwise that all email that I send to you and which is accepted for delivery by the mail server(s) for your email domain:

  1. will promptly be read and understood by you;
  2. will be retained by you for future reference;
  3. addresses a subject which is unimportant to you at this time if you do not promptly act upon any action items contained within it.

If you're a current client I'd be thrilled to hear from you that you got as far as reading "the magic word" which is (intended humorously): nihilarian.

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Tuesday, May 19 2015

Temporary Office Closure

I'll be out of the office from the afternoon of May 22 through May 31, reopening on June 1, 2015.

During that period I'll continue monitoring systems under contract and will respond to system failure alerts as always. Everything else will be on hold until the 1st.

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Wednesday, December 24 2014

2014 Holiday Shutdown

I'll be out of the office until January 5, 2015.

All server monitoring and monitored server emergency response will continue as usual, but I'm not handling any non-emergency business or servers that are not under contract. It might be possible to bribe me to work, but it'll be quite expensive.

Happy Holidays!

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Saturday, September 13 2014

Cell Phone Upgraded, Old Number Gone

I've recently acquired a new cell phone and with it a new carrier because the carrier I was using doesn't support BYOD (Bring Your Own Device). Accordingly, my number has changed. I'm not going to post it publicly because I don't need to hear from every salesdroid with a web browser and an offer I cannot refuse. If I somehow managed to leave you off of the bulk mail recipients list so you don't have my new number, please email me about it.

If you need to get in touch but don't have my email address handy, you can use my contact form.

Yes, the HTC One (M8), Google Play Edition, is a schweet device.

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Thursday, May 15 2014

Schedule Change, TBD

I gave my "work/life balance" schedule a fair trial, about two years, and have determined that it was just not right for me. When I say "not right" what I really mean is very wrong, as I am about to explain.

It's not really news that many programmers will work at night whenever possible. The two most common explanations given are that (a) the brutal conditions of startup companies place unreasonable demands upon their usually short technical staffs, and (b) those whose primary work requires prolonged periods of intense concentration find the quieter time more conducive to that work. I am wholly unqualified to speak to the former as I've never been directly employed by a startup company, but of the latter I can say that there is some truth to it. I've often said that a two minute interruption can set a project back by two to four hours, and I stand by that. The only time this is not true is when the software project at hand is trivial. But there's more to the story, at least in my own case there is more to it. Another thing I am wholly unqualified to do is to speak for my entire profession, and I won't pretend otherwise. I acknowledge that I might be and probably am an outlier. With that said:

There's more ...

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